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FoodDrink Joke: 11
| Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?
A. Finding half a worm.
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FoodDrink Joke: 12
This guy goes into a restaurant. He's a little more than strung out from
lack of sleep. The waiter asked for his order. Trying to be funny he asked
the waiter for a hit of his best heroin. Struggling to keep a straight
face.
The waiter says,"I'm sorry sir, we're all out".
"In that case bring me an espresso and a syringe", our friend says.
Being a restaurant that prided itself on good service the waiter brought
him an espresso, with a straw of course.
FoodDrink Joke: 13
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A tea bag.
FoodDrink Joke: 14
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?
100 way to wok your dog.
FoodDrink Joke: 15
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the
Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.
"Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says.
The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"
The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."
The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles and
says, "Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . "
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