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FoodDrink Joke: 6
| Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters
will improve your sex life?
A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
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FoodDrink Joke: 7
"May I take your order?" the waiter asked.
"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"
"Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just
tell them straight out that they're going to die."
FoodDrink Joke: 8
How do you make a cat drink?
1 cat
2 lemons
Vodka
Mix then serve
FoodDrink Joke: 9
Waiter: "How did you find your steak, sir,"?
Young Man: "Quite accidentally, I assure you.
I moved that piece of lettuce and there it was."
FoodDrink Joke: 10
A lady went running to a doctor with a badly spoiled stomach.
"What did you eat for dinner last night?" asked the doctor.
"Oysters," she said.
"Fresh oysters?" asked the doctor.
"How should I know?" said the lady
"Well," asked the doctor, "couldn't you tell when you took off the
shells?"
"My Gosh," gasped the lady. "Are you supposed to take off the shells?"
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