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Ethnic Joke: 1
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian-Yiddish accent, for number 266418. A short time later, someone knocks, and when he opens the door he sees 2 beautiful and sexy girls who asked him:

Have you ordered 2 shikses for one night?

Ethnic Joke: 2
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in and is turned down flat because he does not meet their "standards." So he enrolls in the finest schools to learn the art of being culturally rich. Moshe learns to cook the finest of foods, appreciate the best art, drive the best car, wear the classiest suits, etc. He even hires Professor Henry Higgins to educate him in the proper speech and behavior. The big day arrives. Martin James Roget arrives at the country club for his interview. "Tea?" the interviewer asks. "Earl Grey, hot please." "Hobbies?" "Polo, racket ball, hunting." "Religion?" "Goy."

Ethnic Joke: 3
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?

A Mechanic.

Ethnic Joke: 4
Why don't Mexicans teach driver's Ed. and Sex Education on the same day?

Because they don't want to wear out the donkey.

Ethnic Joke: 5
Why does the University of Tennesse football team wear orange to all their Saturday games?

So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.

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