Ethnic Jokes

  An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when 
 all of a sudden he gets cut off. He hollers, "Operator, giff me 
 beck the party!"
 
 She says, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to make the call all over 
 again."
 
 He says, "What do you want from my life? Giff me beck da 
 party."
 
 She says, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to place the call again."
 
 He says, "Operator, ya know vat? Take da telephone and shove 
 it in you-know-vere!" And he hangs up.
 
 Two days later he opens the door and there are two big, 
 strapping guys standing there who say, "We came to take your 
 telephone out."
 
 He says, "Vy?"
 
 They say, "Because you insulted Operator 28 two days ago. 
 But if you'd like to call up and apologize, we'll leave the 
 telephone here."
 
 He says, "Vait a minute, vat's da rush, vat's da hurry?" He goes 
 to the telephone and dials. "Hello? Get me Operator 28. Hello, 
 Operator28? Remember me? Two days ago I insulted you? I 
 told you to take da telephone and shove it in you-know-vere?"
 
 She says, "Yes?"
 
 He says, "Vell, get ready -- dey're bringin' it to ya!"