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It opens on impact.
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Ethnic Joke: 212
What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
"Attention K-Mart shoppers..."
Ethnic Joke: 213
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to Sol
(who is very religious),
"So nu, tell me Sol, my boy, what do you do?
"I study the Torah," he replies.
"But Sol, you are going to marry my daughter, how are going to feed and
house her?"
"No problem," says Sol, "I study Torah and it says God will provide."
"But you will have children, how will you educate them?" asks Mr.
Schwartz.
"No problem," says Sol, "I study Torah and it says God will provide."
Mr. Shwartz goes home and Mrs. Shwartz, his wife, anxiously asks what Sol
is like. "Well," says Mr. Shwartz, "he's a lovely boy, I only just met him
and he already thinks I'm God."
Ethnic Joke: 214
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?
100 way to wok your dog.
Ethnic Joke: 215
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are
cruising at flight level three five zero, feel free to move about the
cabin, also the First Officer has turned off the no smoking sign, the
flight attendants will be serving cocktails and refreshments momentarily,
so just sit back and enjoy the rest of the flight, we'll be arriving at
our destination in 20 minutes, and I expect no delays. Enjoy the rest of
your flight.
Ebonics: Ebonia Airlines Dis be yo' main man, we be chillin at tray-five
-o, if you be flexin get up off yo ass and shake that thang, my homey be
killin the man's opression if you wanna smoke chronic, just hang loose
blood, them bitches be cruizin on up with some forty-ounce 8-ball, so stop
trippin and sit your ass back down, we be in the hood in no time afterall,
i be bumpin switches all da' way. Peace out!
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