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Ethnic Joke: 156
| Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.
His mate asked him what it was like.
"Australia's a great place!" Paddy replied. "First they take you home
and fill you so full of piss you can't stand up. Then, to top it off, they
let you fuck their women whenever you want."
"Is that right?" said his mate very impressed. "I always heard Australians
were real pricks."
"Well," said Paddy, "Only the white ones!"
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Ethnic Joke: 157
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees an
antique lamp. Thinking that he'll get enough money for another vial of
crack, he takes the bottle home and starts to clean it. He starts rubbing
the lamp, when all of a sudden a Jewish genie appears, and being a Jewish
genie, he say's to the nigger that he have two wishes. The black guy
thinks for a couple of seconds, and quickly says:, "I want to be white and
surrounded by cunt."
In an instant he is turned into a tampon.
Now the morale of this story is:
Don't ever expect anything from a Jew without strings attached.
Ethnic Joke: 158
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an
African, an elephant, a refrigerator, two blondes, a homosexual, three
social workers, a Jew, a crocodile and a kiwi all walked into a bar.
The bartender turned around and said, "Is this some kind of a joke?"
Ethnic Joke: 159
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.
Ethnic Joke: 160
What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?
A new last name.
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