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Ethnic Joke: 151
| Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A: A fur coat.
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Ethnic Joke: 152
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Because the little propellers cost extra!
Ethnic Joke: 153
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.
Ethnic Joke: 154
An Australian joke...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a pair of Abo's
stroll up.
"Your names aren't on today's list... let me go and ask the Boss" he says.
In God's office he tells the Big Man all about the two Abo's, and God
tells Peter to go and tell them to fuck right off.
St Peter takes his leave.
5 minutes later St Peter runs back into the room and says "they're gone"
God says "the Abo's? Good".
and St Peter replies... "NO THE PEARLY GATES!!!".
Ethnic Joke: 155
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach
notice a mermaid sitting on a rock. The Englishman
approaches her and says 'Have you ever been kissed?' No
says the Mermaid. He kisses her and she likes it. after a
while the Scotchman approaches her and says 'Have you ever
been fondled?'. She says no and he fondles her, much to her
delight. After onother while the irishman approaces her
and asks 'Have you ever been fucked?. she says no. 'Well
you are fucked now because the tide's gone out.
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