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Ethnic Joke: 141
| Mr. Goldfarb was walking down the street. In each arm he carried a bag. He
ran into Mr. Klein. Mr. Klein asked, "What are those bags for?"
"I'm collecting for Israel", said Mr. Goldfarb.
"You need two bags?", asked Mr. Klein.
"I've got a system, said Mr. Goldfarb. It's fantastic. I go into the men's
room. I pull out a knife and hold it up. Then I say, 'Give for Israel or
get a circumcision.' It works. I have forty thousand dollars in this bag.
"What do you have in the other bag?", inquired Mr. Klein.
"Oh, well, not everybody gives."
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Ethnic Joke: 142
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
... "SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE BED AND YELL SCREW YOU TO
ONE AND OTHER"
Sent by Ivan
Ethnic Joke: 143
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of his
warriors to the witch doctor to get some medicine. The warrior says "Big
Chief, no shit". the doctor gave him 1 pill and told him that the chief
should be fine tomorrow.
The warrior went back to the chief and gave him the pill. the next morning
the warrior was sent back to the witch doctor and says "big chief, no
shit". the doctor gives him five pills and tells him to give them to the
chief.
The next day the warrior appears at the witch doctor's house yet again
saying "big chief, no shit". the doctor gets annoyed and so gives the
warrior the whole bottle of pills to give to the chief.
The next day the warrior goes back to the witch doctor (AGAIN):
"Big shit, no chief".
Ethnic Joke: 144
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, and
by accident one was shot by the other. His worried companion got
him out of the deep woods, into the car, and off to the nearest
hospital.
"Well, Doc," he inquired anxiously, "is he going to make it?"
"It's tough," said the doctor. "He'd have a better chance if you
hadn't gutted him first."
Ethnic Joke: 145
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?
A: So they push back harder.
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