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Ethnic Joke: 136
| An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when
it starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawls
underneath to investigate the problem.
"Hmmm...muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a Monkey
Wrench." He says.
He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road. Off
in the distance he sees a small house. There is a black woman and
several small black children playing in the yard.
The Farmer yells to her "Hey Miss, do you happen to have Monkey
Wrench?"
"What?" She yells back.
"A Monkey Wrench!!?" He screams.
"What?"
"MONKEY WRENCH!!?...MONKEY WRENCH!!?"
"Naw, this ain't no Monkey Ranch, its a Day Care Center!"
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Ethnic Joke: 137
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
Ethnic Joke: 138
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them
picked up two huge potatoes and said "These potatoes remind me of Emil's
balls"
"Are they that big?" asked the other.
"No they're this dirty."
Ethnic Joke: 139
There's these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them
is looking rather puzzled, so another turns to him and asks him what's the
matter.
1st Irishman: Well, I was just trying to remember what 2 plus 2 is.
2nd Irishman: Oh, that's easy, it's 147.
1st Irishman: No no no, that can't be right. How about you, Fergus, do you
know what 2 plus 2 is?
3rd Irishman: Hmmm ... could it be Wednesday, perhaps?
1st Irishman: No no no, that doesn't sound right either. How about you
Pat, do you know?
4th Irishman: Simple, the answer is 4.
1st Irishman: Of course! How did you work it out?!
4th Irishman: Aha, that's where brains come in! I subtracted 147 from
Wednesday!
Ethnic Joke: 140
O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when
he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet
running down his leg.
"Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"
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