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Ethnic Joke: 126
| The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.
The Irishman, an expert navigator, told the others that if they could
row the lifeboat for three more days they could make landfall.
The Pole, the ship's doctor, said that they could not possibly last
that long, that there was only one solution to the problem and that
one of them would have to sacrifice themselves for the good of the others.
The Englishman, the captain, said that he quite understood and that he
would volunteer as he should have gone down with the ship anyway.
After saying an emotional farewell to his crewmen, the captain jumped
overboard and sank without trace.
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Ethnic Joke: 127
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
A white one starts off with "Once upon a time...".
A black one starts off with "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."
Ethnic Joke: 128
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding
where to go for a drink.
The Irishman said "Let's all go to O'Learys. With every third round, the
bartender will give each of us a free Guiness."
The Italian said "That sounds good, but if we go to Baldini's with every
third round they bring a free bottle of wine to the table."
The Russian said "That sounds fine but if we go to Gouvstof's we drink for
free all night and then go out into the parking lot and get laid."
"That sounds to good to be true!" the Irishman exclaimed. "Have you
actually been there?"
"No," the Russian replied, "but my wife goes there all the time."
Ethnic Joke: 129
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by a
theater patron during his show. The hick stands up and
yells, "HEY YOU! ON STAGE! You been making smart-ass
remarks about us southerners being stupid all night long!
We're not all stupid ya know!"
"Relax," said the ventriloquist, "They're just jokes!"
"Shut up, buddy," the hick replied, "I'm talking to that
little bastard sitting on your knee!"
Ethnic Joke: 130
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough.
If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.
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