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Ethnic Joke: 116
| A Polish family is sitting in the living room.
The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids
out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."
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Ethnic Joke: 117
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know
who's-a George Washington?"
Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?"
He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of-
a United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a
United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen."
A couple of days later, Giuseppi walks into work and says.
"Ey, Tony, you know who's-a Abraham Lincoln?"
Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a Abraham Lincoln?"
He says, "Hah! Abaham-a Lincoln is-a sixteenth President of-a
the United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a
United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen."
A guy in the back of the shop yells, "Yo, Giuseppi . . . you
know who Fishlips Lorenzo is?"
He says, "No. Who's-a Fishlips Lorenzo is?"
The guy yells, "That's the guy who's bangin' your wife while
you're in night school."
Ethnic Joke: 118
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and
engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them
ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following;
"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together.
I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again
and pee twice. Denna I come once-a more."
"You fowl-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma justa tellun my
friend howa to spella Mississippi."
Ethnic Joke: 119
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce,
can they still be brother and sister?
Ethnic Joke: 120
What is the last thing you usually hear before a
redneck dies?
'Hey y'all... Watch this!'
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