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Ethnic Joke: 91
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Ethnic Joke: 92
How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia?
- Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush".
Ethnic Joke: 93
Why can't you circumcise Iranians?
- There's no end to those pricks.
Ethnic Joke: 94
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
Reservations.
Ethnic Joke: 95
The first Jewish woman President is elected.
She calls her Mother: "Mama, I've won the elections,
you've got to come to the swearing-in ceremony."
"I don't know, what would I wear?"
"Don't worry, I'll send you a dressmaker"
"But I only eat kosher food"
"Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you kosher food"
"But how will I get there?"
"I'll send a limo, just come mama"
"Ok, Ok, if it makes you happy.
The great day comes and Mama is seated between the Supreme Court
Justices and the Future Cabinet members, she nudges the gentleman
on her right. "You see that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible?"
..."Her brother's a doctor!"
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