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                               State of Arkansas
                                       
                            Residency Application
      
    
    Name: ________________  (_) Billy-Bob
              (last)        (_) Billy-Joe
                            (_) Billy-Ray
                            (_) Billy-Sue
                            (_) Billy-Mae
                            (_) Billy-Jack
                            (Check appropriate box)
 
    Age: ____
    Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
    Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
 
    Occupation:
    (_) Farmer
    (_) Mechanic
    (_) Hair Dresser
    (_) Un-employed
 
    Spouse's Name: 
 
    Relationship with spouse:
    (_) Sister
    (_) Brother
    (_) Aunt
    (_) Uncle
    (_) Cousin
    (_) Mother
    (_) Father
    (_) Son
    (_) Daughter
    (_) Pet
 
    Number of children living in household: ___
 
    Number that are yours: ___
 
    Mother's Name: 
 
    Father's Name:  (If not sure, leave blank)
 
    Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
 
    Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?  (Check appropriate box)
 
    ___ Total number of vehicles you own
    ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
    ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
    ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
    ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
 
    Firearms you own and where you keep them:
    ____ truck
    ____ bedroom
    ____ bathroom
    ____ kitchen
    ____ shed
 
    Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
 
    Do you have a gun rack?
    (_) Yes (_) No; please explain:
 
 
 
    Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
    (_) The National Enquirer
    (_) The Globe
    (_) TV Guide
    (_) Soap Opera Digest
    (_) Rifle and Shotgun
 
    ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
    ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
    ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
 
    How often do you bathe:
    (_)Weekly
    (_)Monthly
    (_)Not Applicable
 
    Color of teeth:
    (_)Yellow
    (_)Brownish-Yellow
    (_)Brown
    (_)Black
    (_)N/A
 
    Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
    (_)Red-Man
 
    How far is your home from a paved road?
    (_)1 mile
    (_)2 miles
    (_)don't know
   
 
 
 
  



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