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Ethnic Joke: 56
| A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the
mental abilities of
their wives. The Canadian says, "You know my wife must be the most
stupid woman in
the world. She went to a supermarket sale and bought $900 worth of
meat, and we don't
even have a freezer! The Scotsman says, "That's nothing! My wife went
out last week
and bought a brand new $30,000 car, and she can't even drive! Not to
be out done, the
Aussie says, "My wife is a lot dumber than that! Last week she left
for a two week holiday
in Paris and I saw her pack 20 condoms! Hell, she doesn't even have a
penis!"
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Ethnic Joke: 57
Cold Hands
There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she
say's "my hands are
really cold, how can I warm them up?" Her mother say's "Put them
between your legs,
that will warm them up." So she does, and her mother was right. The
next day the girl is
riding in the buggy with her boyfriend, and he says his hands are
cold, so the girl say's,
"Put them between my legs, that will warm them up." So he does, and
his hands get
warm. The next day he has a cold nose, and they use the same remedy.
The day after that
he say's "My dick is really cold" and the girl says, "Put it between
my legs and warm it
up." So he does. She's talking to her mother the next day and she
asks, "Mom have you
ever heard of a penis?" Her mother says, "Yes, why do you ask?" She
says I don't know
what they are, but they make an awful mess when they thaw out!
Ethnic Joke: 58
The headmistress at a girls' prep school in the old South
(circa 1959) calls down to the army base and speaks with one of the
officers: "We're having a social here at school and I was wondering if
you could send some of your nice young men to attend." "Why of
course," the Lieutenant answers. "Just one thing," says the lady. "Of
course you'll make sure there aren't any Jews there." "Why of course,"
the Lieutenant answers. On the day of the dance, a bus pulls up from
the base. Out comes a platoon of black GIs. The schoolmistress is
quite distressed. "Why, why, there must be some mistake," she says to
a burly black Master Sergeant. "Why heck no, ma'am," he replies. "Lt.
Goldberg NEVER makes a mistake!"
Ethnic Joke: 59
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a
Brit and an belgian. It was almost sinking. The captain told everyone
to go into the liveboats. The Brit yelled "Women and children first".
The American said "Screw the women and children" and the Belgian
answered "Huh, do we have enough time left to do that?"
Ethnic Joke: 60
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a
family visit after his first year at college. When his dad asked him
about his first year at school, he said: I'm having trouble with
people making fun of me, especially my Indian name. How did you come
to give your children such odd names"? His father said: "When your
brother was born, I looked out the teepee and I saw an eagle flying so
I named him Little Eagle and when your sister was born, I looked out
the teepee and saw a deer grazing, so I named her spotted fawn. Why do
you ask, Two Dogs F*cking"?
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