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Ethnic Joke: 51
| A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an
elderly chinaman
skipping stones across a lake. At each bounce of the stone off the
water, the mountains
surrounding the lake echoed back, "CHING...CHANG...CHUN..."
The negro was amazed. He asked the chinaman what was going on.
"Oh", said the chinee, "magic spirit of the lake echo back the names
of your ancient
ancestors as your stone skip upon the sacred waters".
"Wow", said the negro, "can I try it?".
"Certainly", replied the chinaman.
The negro picked up the biggest stone he could find, and gave it a
mighty heave across the
waters...and as it skipped across the waters, the mountains echoed
back
"CHIM...PAN...ZEE...."
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Ethnic Joke: 52
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing,
wondering what he would be
wearing underneath. "What's underneath your kilt?", she asked him.
"Why don't you
take a look", he replied. Curiosity overcomming her, she lifted the
kilt.then let it go,"Oh,
it's gruesome!" "Well, why don't you take another look, it just
grew-some more."
Ethnic Joke: 53
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One
felt guilty and decided
he should stop at the church and confess.
He went into the confession booth and told the Father, "Father, I have
sinned. I have
committed fornication with a lady. Please forgive me."
The Father said, "Tell me who the lady was."
The lad said he couldn't do that and the Father said he couldn't grant
him forgiveness
unless he did.
"Was it Mollie O'Grady?" asked the Father."
"No."
"Was it Rosie Kelly?"
"No."
"Was it that red-headed wench Tessie O'Malley?"
"No."
"Well then," said the Father, "You'll not be forgiven."
When the lad met his friend outside the friend asked, "So, did you
find forgiveness."
"No," said the other, "but I picked up three good prospects!"
Ethnic Joke: 54
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American
Indians. After a
tour of a reservation, she asked a Brave,who had only one feather in
his headdress, "Why
the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses?" His
reply was, "Me have only
one sqaw, me have only one feather." She asked another Brave, feeling
the first fellow
was only joking. This Brave had four feathers in his headdress. He
replied, "Ugh; me
have four feathers because me sleep with four squaws." Still not
convinced the number of
feathers indicated the number of sqaws involved, she decided to
interview the Chief.
Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers, which, needless to
say, amused Ms.
Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in
your headdress?"
The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said, "Me Chief. Me fuck-em
all. Big, small, fat,
tall. Me fuck-em all." Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be
hung!" The Chief
replied, "You damned right, me hung. Big like buffalo, long like
snake." Ms. Walters
cried, "You don't have to be so goddamned hostile!" The Chief replied,
"Hoss-style, dog-
style, wolf-style, any-style, me fuck-em all!" With tears in her eyes,
Ms. Walters cried,
"Oh dear." The Chief said, "No deer. Me no fuck deer. Asshole too high
and fuckers run
too fast. No fuck deer!"
Ethnic Joke: 55
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The
Iranian woman
picks up two potatoes and says, "These remind me of my husband's
testicles." The
American woman says, "That big?" The Iranian woman says, No...that
dirty."
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