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Ethnic Joke: 46
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Ethnic Joke: 47
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afford
a larger double-wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him
that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in 'Bama), light
it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting
a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about
to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama.
This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer
can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb
and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count.
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed counting on his other hand...
Ethnic Joke: 48
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at
their local bar, they
got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their
igloos were. They could
agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided
to determine who,
indeed, had the coldest igloo.
They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said "Watch this!" and
poured a cup of
water into the air. Well, the water froze in mid-air and fell onto the
floor solid. "Not bad"
said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was colder
still.
So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said "Watch this!"
and took a big breath
and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a big lump and fell to
the floor. "Wow,
that's colder than mine!"said the first Eskimo. But the third Eskimo
exclaimed his was
colder still.
So they ended up at the third Eskimo's igloo. He said "Watch this!"
and went into the
bedroom, looked under three hugh back thick furs, and retrieved one of
several small balls
of ice there. He took one of the small balls of ice and put it in a
spoon, and held a match
under it. When it heated up enough, it went "FFFAAAARRRRTTT".
He won..............................................................
Ethnic Joke: 49
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he
could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's
have another round to
Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's
have another drink to
Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you
go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's
and I graduated in '62,
too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going
on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Mally twins are drunk
again."
Ethnic Joke: 50
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to
buy a chain saw ?
He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day.
He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later
complaining that it only
cut one tree and that took all day.
The clerk at the hardware store started the saw to see what the
problem was.
The hillbilly jumped back and said what the hell is that noise?
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