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Elderly Joke: 11
| Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda
of the old folks
home rocking back and forth in their rocking chairs. Grandpa
Rabinowitz rocks forward in
his chair and says to Grandma, "Fuck you!"
Grandma Saperstein rocks forward in her chair and says to Grandpa,
"Fuck you too!"
Grandpa becomes very much excited and shouts, "Fuck you!" swinging
more forward
again.
Grandma remains graceful but leans forward and says, "Fuck you again."
This goes on for about 10 minutes. Finally Grandpa says, "You know
something,
Grandma, this oral sex thing ain't all it's cracked up to be."
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Elderly Joke: 12
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up.
While the man is with the doctor, the doctor askes him, "So how has
life been treating
you?" The old man replies,"The Lord's been good to me. Every night
when I go to the
bathroom, He turns the light on and when I'm finished, He turns the
light off."
While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor told her what her
husband said. She
replied, "Damn it! The old fart's been pissing in the ice box again!"
Elderly Joke: 13
An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room
everyday. While
there, the old lady would sit quite contently holding the old guys's
penis. One day she goes
down to the rec. room and is mortified to find her man with another
women holding his
penis. "What's she got that I don't have" she says. He looks up with a
large smile on his
face and replies "Parkinson's"
Elderly Joke: 14
An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the
doctor, "Doctor, we want
to have a baby." The doctor replies,"At your age I don't think it's
possible, but I'll give
you a jar, come back in a few days with a sperm sample." So the couple
comes back a few
days later.They give the doctor an empty jar. The doctor says,"I was
afraid of this." The
old man says,"No, it's not what you think. I tried it with my left
hand. I tried it with my
right hand. She tried it with her left hand. She tried it with her
right hand. She tried it with
her teeth in. She tried it with her teeth out. But we couldn't get the
lid off the jar."
Elderly Joke: 15
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They
were in bed
getting ready to have sex for the first time and the old woman said I
should tell you I have
acute angina The old man says I hope so, you sure don't have cute
tits.
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