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  A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly 
 stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's 
 absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi 
 went to see him. 
 
 He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How 
 come after all these years we don't see you at services 
 anymore?"
 
 The old man looked around and lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, 
 Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to 
 take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. 
 So I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about 
 me, and I don't want to remind Him!"
 
  



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