Elderly Jokes

     You Can Never Really Go Back
    There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were
    sitting at the
    breakfast table that morning when the old gentleman said to his wife,
    "Just think, honey,
    we've been married for 50 years."
    "Yeah," she replied, "Fifty years ago this very day, we were sitting
    here at this breakfast
    table together."
    "Hmmm," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as
    jaybirds fifty years
    ago this morning."
    "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we?" Whereupon the
    two stripped
    to the buff and sat down at the table.
    "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My
    nipples are as hot for you
    now as they were fifty years ago."
    "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and
    the other one's in
    you oatmeal!"