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Elderly Joke: 76
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Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!
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Elderly Joke: 77
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started
out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now."
Elderly Joke: 78
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and
deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
Elderly Joke: 79
A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm when
one day he walks out behind the barn and sees his
grandfather playing with himself.
The boy says, "What are you doing grandpa, jacking off?"
Grandpa replies, "No sonny, just jacking!"
Elderly Joke: 80
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes.
She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully
and all would become clear in time.
She spends weeks staring at the cage and eventually catches them doing
what comes naturally. To make sure she doesn't get them mixed up again,
she cuts out a ring from a piece of cardboard and puts it round the male
parrot's neck.
A while later, the local priest visits the old lady. The male parrot takes
one look at the father's collar, wolf whistles, and says, "I see she
caught you at it, too."
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