Elderly Jokes

     One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being
    introduced to other
    members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that
    old man asleep
    in the chair by the fire- place? He is our oldest member and can tell
    you some hunting
    stories you'll never forget."
    They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
    "Well," he began,
    "I remember back in '44', we went on a lion hunting expedition in
    Africa. We were on foot
    and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I
    was so tired I had to
    rest. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on
    the tree, and fell
    asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a
    noise in the
    bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen
    jumped out of the
    bushes at me like this, 'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!......' I
    tell you, I
    just shit my pants."
    The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't blame
    you, I would have
    shit my pants too if a lion jumped out at me." The old man shook his
    head and said, "No,
    no, not then, just now when I said
    'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!'"