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Elderly Joke: 71
| Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home. Nancy & Betty
thought Jim & Tom weren't getting enough excitement so they decided to run
naked past Jim & Tom's room. Later that night they did just that.
Jim looked at Tom and said, "Did you see that? What in the hell were Nancy
& Betty wearing?" "I don't know, but whatever it was, it sure needed
ironing."
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Elderly Joke: 72
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30,
and would he have any suggestions.
"Yes," says the Doctor, "I would advise you to take in a boarder."
A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is
going. He says fine his wife is pregnant.
The Doctor remarks: "so you took my advise and took in a boarder?"
"Yes I did, is the reply, and she's pregnant also....."
Elderly Joke: 73
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for
HIV. When the counselor asked why they felt that they should be tested at
their age, the old man said,"Well, we heard on TV that people should be
tested after annual sex!"
Elderly Joke: 74
This very old guy, older than 90, whips back the covers one morning with a
big hard on.
"What do you think about this, Honey?" he says to his wife.
She says "Now that you have the wrinkles out of it, why don't you wash
it?"
Elderly Joke: 75
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.
When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered, "Why should I be
upset? Dogs chase cars, but they can't drive."
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