Elderly Jokes

     An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the
    doctor, "Doctor, we want
    to have a baby." The doctor replies,"At your age I don't think it's
    possible, but I'll give
    you a jar, come back in a few days with a sperm sample." So the couple
    comes back a few
    days later.They give the doctor an empty jar. The doctor says,"I was
    afraid of this." The
    old man says,"No, it's not what you think. I tried it with my left
    hand. I tried it with my
    right hand. She tried it with her left hand. She tried it with her
    right hand. She tried it with
    her teeth in. She tried it with her teeth out. But we couldn't get the
    lid off the jar."