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Drunks Joke: 36
| "Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife
told her husband.
"How can you tell ?" he asked. "Did you smell it ?"
"Nope. But a bunch of mice from over to his place came over
here this morning and beat the shit out of our cats . . ."
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Drunks Joke: 37
What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.
Drunks Joke: 38
"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"
So what ? Who's in a hurry ?
Drunks Joke: 39
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.
She sits down at the bar next to a drunk. The drunk rolls
around, leans over, and splat! He pukes all over the dog. The
drunk looks down, sees the little dog struggling in the pool of
vomit, and slurs, "I don't remember eating that!"
Drunks Joke: 40
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with
tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was
already homesick.
"No," replied McAteer. "I've lost all me luggage!" "How'd that happen?"
"The cork fell out," said the Irishman.
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