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Drunks Joke: 26
| On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local
brothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait."
"But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now."
"Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs."
"Listen, I'm pretty desperate. I don't need a room."
So she takes his money and he goes upstairs with one of
the staff and, after looking for a place to consummate
the transaction, they decide to do it on the roof. But
it's a very cold night, and they freeze to death and
fall to the sidewalk. A passing drunk looks them over,
staggers to the door, and knocks.
"Go away!" says the madam. "We don't allow drunks in here!"
"I don't want in," says the drunk. "I just wanted to tell
you that your sign fell down."
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Drunks Joke: 27
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning
his car keys back and forth.
A policeman came up to him and asked, "Sir, what are you doing?"
The drunk replied, "I am looking for my car, the last time I saw
it, it was on the end of these keys."
The police officer said, "Sir, do you know your zipper is down?"
The drunk replied, "Shit, I lost my wife, too!"
Drunks Joke: 28
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,
"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."
The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin,
"You know, you're right!"
Drunks Joke: 29
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut through
a graveyard. It is raining heavily and very dark. The drunk
fails to see an open grave and falls into it. He tries to
climb out of it, but it is too deep and the rain has turned
the dirt to mud and has made it too slippery to climb. He
gives up after a while and decides to spend the night there.
A while later, another drunk leaves the same bar and
decides to take the same shortcut through the graveyard. He,
too, falls into that open grave and tries to climb out but
the mud is too slippery. The first drunk is still sitting
there and watches as the other drunk tries but fails to get
out.
The first drunk stands up, taps the second drunk on the
shoulder and tells him, "You'll never get out!".
He did.
Drunks Joke: 30
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his
buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So he wonders off
to the bathroom and is gone for 5 ... 10... 20 minutes. Well
his friend gets pissed off and goes in to get him. He finds
him in there and asks "What the hell are you doing?" The
first drunk repies "Everytime I flush, something reaches up
and grabs my balls." The second drunk looks at him and says
"Well ya dumbass, you sittin on the mop bucket"
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