Drunks Jokes

     This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in
    the door he says,
    rapidly,"Tickle your ass with a feather?" At which point they usually
    ask him what it was
    he said, and he then says, "Terribly nasty weather." They then go off
    looking confused. A
    drunk a few stools down observes this and finally says, "Say, buddy, I
    see what'cher
    doin'-- you're putting people on! When somebody comes in the door you
    say, Tickle your
    ass with a feather, and when they say, What did you say to me? you
    say, terribly nasty
    weather." So the guy says to the drunk, "Yeah, it's fun putting people
    on. Come on down
    here and you do the next one that comes in." The drunk moves down to
    the end of the bar.
    In a few moments a person enters, and he says to her: "Stick a feather
    up your ass? She
    said, ìexcuse me, what did you say?î He says, ìcan you believe this
    fucking weather?î