|
Criminal Joke: 26
| This businessman was walking down the sidewalk when a jet black van
stopped by him. The guys pulled the man inside, stripped him of all his
clothes till he was butt naked, threw him back outside, and then slammed
the door shut taking off.
Five miles later the men look outside and see the businessman running
right beside the van. The thought "oh well". So they drove on for another
five miles, and once again they saw the businessman running beside their
van. So this time they pulled over, opened the door, and asked the man,
"Hey, how can you run so fast?" He replied, "You would to if your dick was
stuck in the door.
|
|
Criminal Joke: 27
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led
down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had
given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and
a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning
to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"
To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you
please play The Macarena for me one last time?"
"Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked,
"Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"
"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."
Sent by Zena
Criminal Joke: 28
The police have rounded up some suspects for a identification line up for
a rape suspect. When the lady walks in to pick out the suspect the guy
shouts,"That's her! That's her!"
Criminal Joke: 29
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day
Larry said to Joe, "You know man its been a long time since we had some
sex so you oughta let me fuck you." Joe replied. "Are you crazy?!!" Larry
went on to say, "I promise you that it won't hurt and we'll flip a coin
and see who fucks, who first. So, Joe thought about it for a minute and
finally agreed. They flipped a coin and Larry won. Still having strong
reservation Joe asked, "How will you tell if it hurts or not?" Larry told
Joe, "If it hurts you start making animal noises, and I'll stop. But if it
feels good start singing." Larry started the insertion and Joe screamed,
Moooooooo. Moooooo. Mooooon River......
Criminal Joke: 30
What is the difference between a boy and a girl?
The boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.
< < Prev
|
|
