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Criminal Joke: 21
| Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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Criminal Joke: 22
A man was taken to court for stealing an item from a store. The man said
to the judge, "Your Honor, I'm a Christian. I've become a new man. But I
have and old nature also. It was not my new man who did wrong. It was my
old man."
The judge responded, "Since it was the old man that broke the law, we'll
sentence him to 60 days in jail. And since the new man was an accomplice
in the theft, we'll give him 30 days, too. I therefore sentence you both
to 90 days in jail."
Criminal Joke: 23
Death row sing along
There was an inmate on death row, and he was scheduled to be put to death
by firing squad the next morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards
were being very nice to him.
But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal,
he didn't want anything special. When they asked if there was something
special he wanted to do, he said nothing. It went on like this all day.
Finally when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he
wanted a cigarette and a blindfold. "No," the inmate said, "just get it
over with."
"Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go?" said the
guard. "You didn't even want a special last meal!"
The inmate thought. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life. One thing I
would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time
through, with no interruptions." The guard nodded and told him to go
ahead.
The inmate started..."One million bottles of beer on the wall......!"
Criminal Joke: 24
A nerdy accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and they put him in a
cell with a huge evil looking guy.
The big guy says, "I want to have some sex. You wanna be the husband or
the wife?"
The accountant replies, "Well, if I have to be one or the other, I guess
I'd rather be the husband."
The big guy says, "Okay. Now get over here and suck your wife's dick."
Criminal Joke: 25
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?
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