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Criminal Joke: 11
| A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of the
bushes and hits her over the head, proceeds to kick her in the groin and
break her nose with a massive left hook. As the nun is lying bleeding on
the floor, the guy looks down and says:
You're getting slow in your old age, Batman.
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Criminal Joke: 12
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Pee Wee Herman in their holding cell at
the jail?
"Stop playing with my lunch."
Criminal Joke: 13
What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
Christopher Reeves got the electric chair!....and O.J walked!
Criminal Joke: 14
How come Mike Tyson's eyes always water during sex?
Mace...
Criminal Joke: 15
Paddy was picked up on a rape charge. He was placed in a lineup
with ten other fellows and the accusing woman was escorted into
the room.
Paddy jumped forward, and screamed "That's her! That's her!
I'd recognize her anywhere!"
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