Computer Jokes

  This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops
    for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door
    saying "NERDS NOT ALLOWED -- ENTER AT OWN RISK!" He goes in and sits
    down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of
    nerdy, asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver says he
    drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is
    hauling. The bartender says OK, truck drivers are not nerds, and
    serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in
    with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of
    pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender,
    without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The
    truck driver asks him why he did that. The bartender said not to
    worry, the nerds are overpopulating the Silicon Valley, and are in
    season now. You don't even need a license, he said.
    So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and
    heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident,
    and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out
    all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming,
    grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and
    programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't
    let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the
    bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of
    them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps
    out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver said,
    "What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season."
    "Well, sure," said the patrolman, "But you can't bait 'em."