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Children Joke: 26
| One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not
finding his mother in the
kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom.
He opens the door,
and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for
lunch, stripped naked,
on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking.
Not wanting to
traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was wrong.
Billy watches, and after a
couple of minutes asks,"Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsie ride?"
"Of course, Son,
we're a family." So Billy climbs on and after a few more minutes his
mother starts
moaning and writhing wildly. "Hang on Dad!", cries Billy, "this is
where me and the
mailman usually falls off!"
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Children Joke: 27
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....she says "I'm breaking up
with you." "Why??"
he asks. She says "because you are a pedophile".
He says "Pedophile?????? Hmmmm that's an awfully big word for a 10
year old."
Children Joke: 28
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
One day the little rascals were sitting in school. The teacher walked
in, and said, "good
morning class. Today we are going to play word games. I'm going to
give you a word and
I want you to put it in a sentence for me." She said "Spanky you're
first. Your word is
football." Spanky stood up and proudly said " I threw the football,"
and sat down.
The teacher said "very good Spanky." Then the teacher said, "Darla,
you're next. Your
word is pretty." Darla stood up and said, " I think I'm very pretty!"
Then she sat down.
Then the teacher called on Buckwheat. She said, "Buckwheat, you're
next. Your word is
dictate." Buckwheat stood up looked at Arial, and said, "Hey Darla!
How'd my dic tate las
nigh?
Children Joke: 29
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
There was a little boy with a bad attitude. He was at home one day
doing his chores. He
was feeding the chickens and he got mad and kicked one across the
yard. He was feeding
the hogs and got mad and kicked the hell out of one of them also. He
was milking the cow
and it kept hitting him in the face with its tail so he kicked it,
too. His mom had been
watching him and told him he couldn't have any chicken, beef, or pork
for a month
because he was a mean little bastard. She told him to wait 'til his
dad got home. His dad
came home and tripped over the pussy cat and he got mad and kicked
that cat across the
room. The little boy looked at his mom and said, "Are you going to
tell him or am I?"
Children Joke: 30
Little Johnny
A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny
answers, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says,
"little boy is your mother home?" Little Johnny taps his ash on the
carpet and says, "what do you think?"
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