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Children Joke: 176
| A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like.
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."
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Children Joke: 177
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown
had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?" gasped her mother.
"It wasn't easy," admitted her daughter, "but three girls helped me
catch him.
Children Joke: 178
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes
at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
your hairs white, Mom?
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
Children Joke: 179
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.
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