Children Jokes

      The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder
    as you get older.
    After preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier and bumpier and
    bumpier. Angela Martin, age 11
    Never blow in a cat's ear because if you do, usually after three or
    four times, they will bite your lips! And they don't let go for at
    least a minute. Lisa Coburn, age 9
    Don't think life is easy, because when you get older it is hard work.
    I used to think life was easy, now I have to do the dishes every other
    day. Nick Coleman, age 9
    Take risks. I mean, if you like this person and you don't know if they
    like you, ask them out and see what happens. I liked this girl and I
    asked her out. She said no and she hates me now, but I took that risk.
    Bruce Wagner, age 13
    A realist is more correct about things in life than an optimist. But
    the optimist seems to have more friends and much more fun. Megan, age
    14
    When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with
    atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with
    explosions. When people run around and around in circles we say they
    are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting. Rainbows are
    just to look at, not to really understand. Someday we may discover how
    to make magnets that can point in any direction. A vibration is a
    motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go. Many
    dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to
    be oil. Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you
    don't why you should. Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to
    let them know we know they're there. Some oxygen molecules help fires
    burn while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against
    brother.