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Children Joke: 151
| "Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little
boy while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn response.
"Johnny, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me
to believe that?" "It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted Johnny. "I
had to force him, but he ate it!"
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Children Joke: 152
John: "I'm glad you named me John."
Mother: "Why?"
John: "Because that's what all the kids at school call
me."
Children Joke: 153
"Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny.
"I didn't have no breakfast," Johnny mumbled.
"You poor dear," said the teacher. "Now, to return to our geography
lesson, Johnny, where is the French border?"
"In bed with my mom. That's why I didn't have no breakfast."
Children Joke: 154
A small boy was lost, so he went up to a
policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The cop said, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"
Children Joke: 155
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.
She goes bitching to Little Johnny's father. She comes to
Little Johnny's house and sees Little Johnny fucking a goat
in the front yard.
She walks in the house and screams to his father "Your son!
Your son! He cussed in the school and now....now he's being
carnal with a goat in the front yard!"
Little Johnny's father goes running out the door yelling,
"Son of a bitch! Today is my turn!"
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