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Children Joke: 146
| One morning a little girl ran inside and said "Daddy, Daddy my sister and
the man you hired last week are up on the hay loft in the barn on all that
new hay we just bought. She has her dress up and he has his pants down. I
think they are about to piss all over that new hay!"
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Children Joke: 147
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, "Hey Dad! What are
you doin?" His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank." Johnny says,
"Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The
milkman filled her this morning."
Children Joke: 148
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thick
and long, and it took the boy about 4 hours to cut. He approached
the Father for payment and the priest paid him $1.00.
The boy said "Thank you, virgin Father!"
The priest replied, "What did you say?"
The boy repeated, "Thank you, virgin Father!"
The priest asked him, "Do you know what that means?"
The boy replied, "Yes.... tight ass!"
Children Joke: 149
"Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today,
and I missed on the very first word."
"That's too bad Son." consoled the Father,
"What was the word ?"
"Posse."
Children Joke: 150
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come
from?" Not wanting to get into the discussion of sex at such an early time
she replies, "From the stork of course!" The little guy thinks for a few
seconds and then asks, "But mom, who fucks the stork?"
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