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Children Joke: 141
| The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the
front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today's word is
"beautiful". Little Sally, would you please come up here and use
"beautiful" in a sentence?" Little Sally walked to the front of the room,
thought for a moment and said, "Teacher, my mom is the most beautiful
woman in the world." Teacher says, "Very good, Little Sally, you may sit.
Little Frankie, your turn." Little Frankie walked to the front of the
room, thought for a moment and said, "Teacher, the sunrise this morning
was the most beautiful sunrise I have ever seen." Teacher says, "Very
good, Little Frankie, you may sit. Little Johnny, it's your turn." Little
Johnnie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said,
"Teacher, last night my big sister told my dad that she was pregnant and
he said, "Beautiful, just fucking beautiful."
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Children Joke: 142
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..."
"What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a
drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank
you!!"
Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to
spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
Children Joke: 143
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. "Mommy," she said, "I'd like
you to answer one question." "Very good," replied her mother, "I was
wondering when you would become curious about birds, flowers and bees."
"It's not that," said the girl. "I know all about screwing. What I would
like to know is how to make lasagna."
Children Joke: 144
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following
sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."
Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see. Fun
period fun period fun no period worry worry worry!!!"
Children Joke: 145
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all
afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played
baseball and then he proposed to Betty (age 7) the next door neighbor.
They are going to get married. His parents think this is cute, and they
don't want to make fun of Johnny so they ask Johnny him "How are you and
Betty going to pay for the expenses of being married?" He replies "Well
with the $1 I get each week from you and the $1 she gets from her Mom and
Dad, we should do o.k." His father says "That's fine, but how will you pay
the extra expenses if you and Betty have a baby?" Johnny answers "Well, so
far, we've been lucky..."
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