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Children Joke: 136
| Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,
"Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear
his collar backwards."
The priest says "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
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Children Joke: 137
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and
scared. He goes into his mother's room for comfort and he sees his mom
standing naked in front of the mirror. She is rubbing her chest and
groaning, "I want a man, I want a man." Shaking his head in bewilderment,
Gregory takes off to bed. Next night the same thing happens. On the third
night, Gregory wakes up and goes into his mom's room but this time there
is a man in bed with his mom.
Gregory hoofs back to his room and whips off his pajamas, rubs his chest
and groans " I want a bike, I want a bike."
Children Joke: 138
The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU"
written on it. The teacher asks who left it. A little white girl raises
her hand. Well sweetie, what does "ILU" mean? The little girl replies, "I
love you."
The teacher says, "Isn't that sweet," and continues with class. The next
day the teacher finds a banana on her desk with the letters "YAS" written
on it. The teacher asks who left and what does it mean. A little white boy
raises his hand and says, "It means, You are special." "Thank you
sweetheart", the teacher says.
The following day, the teacher walks in to find a watermelon with the
letters "FUCK" written on it. The enraged teacher asks who left it and if
they know what that means. A little black girl raises her hand and
cheerfully says, "Yes maam, I left it. It means, from us colored kids!".
Children Joke: 139
Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the
words, "bitter end" in it.
Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, "Our dog chased our cat
and he bitter end."
Children Joke: 140
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to
collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale.
"No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!" Trying to
convince him further, "Now the mother worm is looking all over for her
nice baby-worm."
"No, she isn't," said Johnny. "Why not?" "Because I ate her first!"
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