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Children Joke: 131
| Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting
on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his dick in preparation of
fucking his wife. Johnny's father in attempt to hide his full erection
with a condom on it bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny
asked curiously "What ya doin' dad?"
His father qiuckly replied "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.",
to which Little Johnny replied "What ya gonna do, fuck him?"
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Children Joke: 132
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "cunt" and "cock"
scrawled all over the blackboard. "Children," she said, addressing the
classroom, "you are much too young to use vile language like that. Now
we're all going to close our eyes and count up to fifty. Then, while our
eyes are closed, I want the little boy or girl who wrote those words on
the board to tiptoe up and erase them." At the signal, the teacher and the
children all closed their eyes. Then the teacher counted out loud, very
slowly. When she reached fifty, she said, "All right. Everybody open their
eyes." All eyes went to the blackboard. None of the words were erased. But
below them was the message: "Fuck you, teacher! The Phantom strikes
again!"
Children Joke: 133
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher
asked him why, he said "Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the
Bull". "How disgusting" said the teacher "I am sure your father could have
done that" "No ma'm, he couldn't have" said the little sod "It has to be
the Bull".
Children Joke: 134
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to
his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little
boy's mind, sat him and said: "God is not a man or a woman, and God is not
black or white."
To which the child responded, "Well, then is God Michael Jackson?"
Children Joke: 135
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.
The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter. Johnny looks at the
rubbers and asks the chemist if he has any other kind. The chemist goes
into the back and brings out another pack. "Nah," says Johnny, "what else
do you have?" "Well," the chemist replies, "the only other kind that I
have are the ones with all the bumps and ridges on them. Do you know what
these will do to a woman?" Little Johnny says, "No... but they'll make a
goat jump about two feet off of the ground!"
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