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Children Joke: 121
| A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started
feeling ill. "Mommy," she said. "Can we leave now?"
"No," her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and to the back of the church and throw up
behind a bush." In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.
"Yes," the little girl replied.
"Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and
return so quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy." the little girl replied.
"They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the sick'."
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Children Joke: 122
It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,
"If anyone has to go to the bathroom, you should hold up two fingers."
After a moment of quiet thought, Little Johnny asked: "How will that
help?"
Children Joke: 123
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she
said , "If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you
reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?"
"Somebody else's pants." said the Little Johnny.
Children Joke: 124
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother,
"How was I born?" "The stork brought you to us." "Oh," said Little Johnny.
"Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked. "Oh, the stork brought
us too." "So. . . how were grandpa and grandma born?" "Well, darling, the
stork brought them too," said the mother. The next day Little Johnny
handed in his paper to the teacher. It read, "This report is impossible to
write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my
family for three generations."
Children Joke: 125
Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.
His Mama asked him what the problem was. "Pop and I were fishing, and he
hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while reeling it in, the line
busted and the fish got away." "Now come on, David," his mother said, "a
big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You
should have laughed." "That's what I did, Mama."
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