Children Jokes

     Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone
    tell me a sentence
    with the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up her hand."The sky is
    definitely blue." "Thats
    not bad,Meg," says the teacher, "but the sky can be grey or red."
    Young Sally tried :"The
    grass is definitely green." "Good try Sally,but grass can be yellow or
    brown too!"
    Suddenly Little Johnny's hand shoots up."Miss Brown does a fart have
    lumps?" The
    teacher was horrified."No of course not Johnny! What are you talking
    about?" So Johnny
    says,"Well then Miss brown, I've definitely shit my pants!"