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Children Joke: 101
| A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight
with Sidney. He called me a sissy."
"What did you do?" the mother asked.
"I hit him with my purse!"
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Children Joke: 102
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom
& Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundry
detergent. The grocer walked over, and, trying to be friendly,
asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.
"Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog."
"But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very
powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In
fact, it might even kill him."
But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent
to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to
talk him out of washing his dog.
About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some
candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing.
"Oh, he died," the boy said.
The grocer, trying not to be an "I-told-you-so", said he was
sorry the dog died but added, "I tried to tell you not to use
that detergent on your dog."
"Well, the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent
that killed him."
"Oh? What was it then?"
"I think it was the spin cycle!"
Children Joke: 103
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old
slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As
she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her
patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head
and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern
warnings. As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old
say with a trembling voice, "Who was *that*?"
Children Joke: 104
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all
the children to give their first name. When she got to the
little boy in the second row, he said: "I'll give you a
hint. First it's in your hand, then it's in your mouth,
and then it's in your tummy."
The teacher smiled and said: "OK, Dick, sit down."
Children Joke: 105
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,
standing in front of him, he looks up at her private parts he asks
"What's that mum ? " His mum frozen tried to think what to say, finally
she came up with the following, "That's where your dad accidentially hit
me with an axe!" and little Harry replies, "Good shot, right in the CUNT!"
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