Children Jokes

     An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old
    girls house. One
    day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting
    the girl. He holds up
    the football and says, "See this football? Football is a boys game,
    and only boys can have a
    football!". The little girl runs into the house and cries to her
    mother, "I want a football!"
    Being a woman of the 90's, her mother runs out and gets her one.
    The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy and he rides up on
    his bike. She holds up
    the football, "Nah Nah Nah Nah". The little boy angryly points to his
    bike and says, "Oh
    yeah, well this is a boys bike and only boys get boys bikes and you
    can't have one!" She
    runs in to mom and the next day is waiting for him on her new boys
    bike.
    The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to
    his most private of
    parts says, "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you
    one!!!". The next
    day he walks by and asks her, "Well, I guess I showed you!" to which
    she promptly pulls
    up her dress, points to her parts and proclaims "My mother tells me
    that as long as I have
    one of these I can have as many of THOSE as I want!