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Children Joke: 91
| A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they
experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat staring
at the screen, unsure how to get the computer going.
The teacher walked over and read what was on his screen.
In her most reassuring voice, she said, "The computer wants to
know what your name is," then she walked over to the next
child.
The boy leaned toward the screen and whispered, "My name is
David."
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Children Joke: 92
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.
So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class
started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to
the bathroom. So he raised his hand politely to ask if
he could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, but
asked him to be quick.
Five minutes later he returned, looking more desperate
and embarrassed. "I can't find it", he admitted.
The teacher sat him down and drew him a little diagram
to where he should go and asked him if he will be able
to find it now. The boy looked at the diagram, said "yes"
and goes on his way.
Five minutes later he returned to the class room and says
to the teacher "I can't find it".
Frustrated, the teacher asked Jon, a boy who has been at
the school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom.
So two fellas go together and five minutes later they
both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks
Jon, "Well, did you find it?"
Jon is quick with his reply: "Oh sure, he just had his
boxer shorts on backwards"
Children Joke: 93
"Say, how old are you anyway ?" the reporter asked as the
obviously young lass was disrobing.
"Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile.
"Thirteen ??? My God girl !!! You get those clothes back on at
once and get the hell outta here ! Are you crazy ?" he thundered.
Pausing briefly at the door as she left, the perplexed nymphet
smiled and said, "Superstitious, huh ?"
Children Joke: 94
How do you make a gay baby cry?
Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Children Joke: 95
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating some
candy, when it slips from her fingers into a pile of hair
on the floor.
"Oh dear, have you got hair on your candy?" asked the barber.
"Don't be so stupid, I'm only three!!" said the girl!
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