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Children Joke: 86
| Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one
day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and
said, "Johnny. This is where you come from."
Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his
friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny."
"Why?" one asked.
Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this
close to being a turd."
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Children Joke: 87
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic
light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa
bring that to you?"
The kid says, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on
that bike."
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety
violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says,
"By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring
that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick
underneath the horse, instead of on top."
Children Joke: 88
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool.
When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other
and said: "Did you notice the small dongs on the rich kids?"
The other answered: "Yeah! It's probably because they have toys to play
with!"
Children Joke: 89
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about
something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time
came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on
them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing
that he sometimes could be a bit crude.
But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the
class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the
blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what
Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him
just what that was.
"It's a period" reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that" she said. "But
what is so exciting about a period?"
"Damned if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she
missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next
door shot himself."
Children Joke: 90
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding
parents left us alone in the living room.
Naturally, we did not talk all the time. In the midst of a kiss, I noticed
her little sister in her nightgown watching us from the doorway.
"If you will be a good girl and go to bed, I will give you a quarter," I
said to her.
Without taking the bribe or saying a word, she ran off but soon was back
again.
"Here is a dollar," she said. "I wanna watch."
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