Children Jokes

     A wish for Christmas
 
    It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the
    mall in his big holiday setup.He has a line of kids lined up to sit on
    his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. As the line
    dwindles down; a little 5 year old boy comes up and sits on santas
    lap. Santa says to the little boy"I bet I know what you want for
    christmas". "I bet
    you want a puppy, P-U-P-P-Y"; touching the tip of the little boys nose
    with his finger after every letter of the word. The little boy
    responds"Nope".
    So santa again says"Then I bet you want a bike,B-I-K-E"; as he again
    touched the tip of the little boys nose with his finger. The little
    boy again said"Nope".
    Well santa's starting to get a little pissed off. So he thinks to
    himself that he'll try one more time. So he says to the little boy"I
    bet you want a fire engine,F-I-R-E-E-N-G-I-N-E"; once again touching
    the tip of the little boys nose with his finger after every letter of
    the word. Where to the little responds"Nope".
    Well at this time santa's really pissed off. So he says to the little
    boy "Then what the fuck do you want for christmas"?
    The little boy then looked at santa and said"I want some pussy,
    P-U-S-S-Y; and don't fucking tell me that you can't give me any
    because I can smell it on your finger"!