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Children Joke: 76
| A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife
made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was
ransacking an adjoining room.
But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to
say, "I hope, doctor, you don't mind Johnny being in there."
"No," said the doctor calmly, "He'll be quiet when he gets to
the poisons."
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Children Joke: 77
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a
car pulls over next to him.
"If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you $10 and a
piece of candy."
The boy refuses and keeps on walking.
A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the man
driving the car pulls over again. "How about $20 and two pieces
of candy?"
The boy tells the man to leave him alone and keeps on walking.
Still further down the road the man pulls over to the side road.
"OK," he says, "this is my final offer. I'll give you $50 and all
the candy you can eat."
The little boy stops, goes to the car and leans in. "Look," he
says to the driver. "You bought the Chevrolet, Dad. You'll have
to live with it!"
Children Joke: 78
Dirty Johnny's father walks into the bathroom and catches him jerking
off.
He says, "Son, every time you do that you kill an innocent baby."
The next day his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again.
Johnny says, "Bow your head, Pop. Can't you see we're having a
funeral?"
Children Joke: 79
In little Johnny's class at school, there's this kid with no arms or
legs called Philip. One day after school, Johnny goes round his house
and knocks on the door.
Philip's mother answers the door, and says, "Yes Johnny, what can I do
for you?"
"Can Philip come out? - we're all skipping in the park"
Philip's mum says, "But Johnny, you know he's got no arms or legs."
"Yeah, I know," says little Johnny, "I just want to see his stumps
bleed."
Children Joke: 80
In little Johnny's class at school, there's this kid with no arms or
legs called Philip. Johnny knocks at the door of Philip's house and
asks if Philip can come out to play soldiers.
"Johnny, you know full well that Philip hasn't got any arms or legs"
says his mother.
"Yeah, I know that," says Johnny - "I was going to use him as a
sandbag."
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