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Children Joke: 51
| A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of
hookers. Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at him with
their pinkies and say "Hi there little boy!!"
One day the boy stops and asks one of the hookers why they always
wave at him with their pinkies. They reply: "well, that is what size
we imagine your penis to be... it is just a joke!"
The next day on his way home, the hookers repeat the tradition. The
young boy stops and drops his school books on the ground, sticks all
his fingers in his mouth to stretch his lips very wide and says, "HI
THERE LADIES!
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Children Joke: 52
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so well
during the year that the teacher suggests to the principal they give
him an oral exam to make up for the test he'd missed. The principal
agrees so they called Johnny into the office and explain about the
oral test.
First the teacher asks, "Johnny what does a cow have four of, that I
only have two of?"
Johnny replies, "Legs."
So the teacher asks, "Johnny, what do you have in your pants that I
don't have in my pants?"
"Pockets," Johnny replies.
Finally the teacher asks, "And Johnny, what is the capital of Italy?"
"Rome," is his answer.
With that the teacher turns to the principal and asks,
"Well, shall we pass him?"
"Better not ask me," the principal says, "I got the first two wrong!"
Children Joke: 53
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed the
Declaration of Independence?" He said, "Damn if I know." She was a little
put out by his swearing, so she told him to go home and to bring his
father with him when he came back. Next day, the father came with his son,
sat in the back of the room to observe. She started back in on her quiz
and finally got back to the boy. "Now, Johnny, I'll ask you again. Who
signed the Declaration of Independence?" "Well, hell, teacher," Johnny
said, "I told you I didn't know." The father jumped up in the back,
pointed a stern finger at his son, and said, "Johnny, if you signed that
damn thing, hell, you damn well better admit it!"
Sent by Kelly
Children Joke: 54
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little
boy asked whether he could fly like Superman.
"Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said, "Just flap your arms
really *really* hard."
So Mickey climbed up on the windowsill, started flapping like
mad, jumped, then smashed into the ground six stories below.
Horrified, their mother came screaming into the room and
said, "What the hell happened?!?"
Charlie said, "I was just teaching Mickey not to believe
everything someone tells him."
Children Joke: 55
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
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