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Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of
procreation, I accept my obligation to give an explanation to the
population for my act of copulation. I gave in to temptation, for the
anticipation of sexual gratification, that I could not obtain through
masturbation, resulted in my fornication. I accepted her invitation,
and provided her with excitation, stimulation, penetration, replication,
and liberation. She provided lubrication (to avoid inflammation) and I
wore condoms to avoid contamination.
She cried for duplication but I insisted upon termination, in spite her
fascination with variation. This has caused me great aggravation, and
the agitation and provocation of the media has resulted in my humiliation,
denigration, and degradation. My wife is considering castration, which
would require my hospitalization.
Pray that this matter will find culmination in my sanctification and
rehabilitation so that my plans for nomination to my ultimate vocation
will not result in revocation and termination. I hope this proclamation
has provided illumination and verification and will prohibit further
provocation.
Sincerely,
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from girl.
Good girls out there, please forward this message to your guy friends.
Girlfriends, take heed!!
There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug is now being used by
female sexual predators at parties to induce their male victims to have
sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually
anywhere!
It goes by the street name "Beer".
All girls have to do is buy a "Beer" or two for almost any guy and then
simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered
literally helpless against such tactics.
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Here's a gross one:
What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
They both stick their beef between 9 year old buns.
Celebrities Joke: 45
What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.
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