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  The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiously
 awaiting news of their mother. 
 Paul emerges from his wife's bedroom. 
 "Kid's......there's good news and bad news." 
 "The bad news is your mother's strength and will to
 live has been sucked away by her awful disease and she
 died a few moments ago" 
 "The good news is.... It's steak and chips for dinner!" 
 
 
  



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