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Celebrities Joke: 21
| Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a
woman with whom he may "commiserate". After a wild night of getting it on,
it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and
Mike are having a conversation.
She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and
bad news for you. Which would you like first?"
Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news."
She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson."
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Celebrities Joke: 22
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like to
show him a trick.
"I will", replies a guy in the audience, "but I'm going to need your wife
Claudia and a table."
"Ok", says David and the guy gets on stage.
He then bends Claudia over the table, pulls down her knickers and starts
fucking her from behind. David is now very pissed off and says,
"That isn't a trick!!!"
The guy just looks at David Copperfield and replies,
"I know, it's fucking magic."
Celebrities Joke: 23
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?"
Di answers: "I died in a car crash, but wait till you see my friend,
he looks much worse".
Half an hour later Dodi shows up and St. Peter says: "My God,
you look terrible."
Dodi replies: "This is nothing. Wait till you see my driver."
Half an hour later some bones and flesh move slowly to the Gates,
and St. Peter says: "So you're the driver?"
"No, I'm Mother Theresa.
Celebrities Joke: 24
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles?
It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.
Celebrities Joke: 25
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to
his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little
boy's mind, sat him and said: "God is not a man or a woman, and God is not
black or white."
To which the child responded, "Well, then is God Michael Jackson?"
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