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Celebrities Joke: 16
| Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid
in the little boys arse?
A: There is a great musician in you.
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Celebrities Joke: 17
Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Celebrities Joke: 18
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making a
movie about the lives of the great composers.
Stallone says "I want to be Mozart."
Swartzeneger says: "In that case... I'll be Bach."
Celebrities Joke: 19
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
Celebrities Joke: 20
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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